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March 3, 2014 at 12:19pm
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January 2, 2014 at 5:45pm
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30 Minutes from…

http://www.mapnificent.net/london

5:23pm
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Xmas 2013 - JENGA →

Lockett v Cook vs Burzell v Johnson.  

November 5, 2013 at 2:30pm
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#huffruss LIVE: Russell Brand In Conversation With The Huffington Post UK

Most interesting point @ 52:00 in the sense that I am in the background. 

September 15, 2013 at 11:34am
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Things I’d Like To Own: Capsule Wallet

@capsulewallets

www.capsulewallets.com

Things I’d Like To Own: Capsule Wallet

@capsulewallets

www.capsulewallets.com

August 19, 2013 at 6:37pm
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charlielockettontheworldwideweb turned 2 today!

charlielockettontheworldwideweb turned 2 today!

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@rlockett and the Infinite Snow Angel

@rlockett and the Infinite Snow Angel

August 3, 2013 at 9:06am
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BJM and the Reading

BJM and the Reading


When the time came for the reading, BJM looked in bits
The guests all started to whisper - could he go through with it?
Gennevieve looked worried, as she gazed at him from afar
Why did he have that final drink, he was offered at the bar?

BJM looked nervous, the pressure was beginning to tell
His body was hot and sweaty and inside he felt like hell
As he gazed around at the gathered guests, his legs began to quiver
The time had come, his moment was now, BJM had to deliver

BJM had one final thought, as he got up from his pew
He asked himself what he always does - “What would my father do?”
“How would he carry himself, how would he avoid this being a disaster?”
BJM always turned to Brian, for he was his life’s master

And with those thoughts of his father, the headache began to clear
The pain of moments earlier had started to disappear
Brian had done if again, he’d been there for his son
His pride and joy, his favourite boy, Brian’s Special One

Inspired and full of vigour, BJM read out his part
Effortlessly delivered, pitch perfect from the start
The guests could not believe it, they thought that he would falter
That he’d have ended up being sick, when reading at the altar

After the reading was finished, BJM returned back to his chair
The guests all clapped politely, Gennevieve ruffled with his hair
He was starting to get the hang of this, this could be this thing
“I’ll be a Best Man next” he thought, “for I’m the wedding King.”

July 24, 2013 at 2:24pm
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Lila The Lawyer

Lila The Lawyer

There once was a lady called Lila

Who completed her Law degree

Her talents were wasted in Media

That was clear for all to see

 

She passed with flying colours

She was never going to fail

Now it’s time to celebrate

With an overpriced cocktail

2:24pm
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Holly & Harry

Holly & Harry

There once was a girl called Holly

Who was smitten for a chap called Harry

All she wanted for seven years

Was for him and her to marry

 

At last he asked the question

And got down on one knee

And Holly’s great big wish

Had finally come to be.